thankengine:

thankengine:

i figured out how to request money on paypal

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my mother just called and she didnt even say hello she just said no

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themamafox:

ruff-n-tuff:

riseofthebravetangleddragon:

lizawithazed:

“from failing, you learn. from success, not so much.”

I am going to say this again: YOU NEED TO WATCH MEET THE ROBINSONS IT IS THE  MOST UNFAIRLY NEGLECTED MOVIE DISNEY EVER MADE

I love this movie so much… ;-;

//Why can’t teachers and parents be like this?

Like, when you fuck something up, instead of being like:

I’M SO ASHAMED OF YOU! GO SLEEP IN THE YARD!

Could they instead be like:

WOW! YOU FAILED! LOOK AT HOW MUCH BETTER YOU’RE GOING TO BE IN THE FUTURE!


Because, that’s how I’m gonna be as a parent.

I have quoted this movie so much to my boys. Occasionally the T-Rex one sneaks in there but mostly it’s the really awesome inspirational “You’re learning and it’s okay to make mistakes!” stuff. 

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lunartes:

please don’t hold me responsible for anything i said or did from the years 2006-2010

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zeldac0re:

I hope I’m one of those kids that just magically becomes hot after they leave high school

oh sweet jesus

oh sour jesus

oh BBQ jesus

oh cool ranch jesus

oh doritos locos tacos jesus

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thehobodad:

For as much as they tell you about Stop Drop and Roll as a kid, I really expected to be on fire more times in my life.

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